Barbie’s perfect pink shoes and vintage Chanel jewels are great and all, but in this Mojo Dojo Casa House, we’re a little more homed in on a certain Ken-sential: a damn good watch.

For Ryan Gosling’s Ken in Barbie, one cheap replica TAG Heuer Carrera doesn’t cut it. And why would it? The guy’s just brought the patriarchy (sans rule by horses) back from the Real World and into Barbieland—sorry, into the Kendom. All the Kens are getting into Matchbox Twenty and The Godfather and beer and all that good ol’ manly man stuff. At the center of it all is Gosling’s Ken, clad in a damn iconic fur coat, a black bandana, two pairs of shades, and, when he pulls up his cuffs, three luxury fake TAG Heuer Carreras strapped to his wrist.

A gold aaa quality super clone TAG Heuer Carrera perfectly embodies the Kenergy every guy needs. It’s sporty, a little flashy, but eminently wearable. Ken opts for the 2448 NT from 1968 (inspired by the original from 1963!), the 1158 CHN from 1971 (check out that Côte de Genève dial!), and the 110.515 from 1974 (with a solid 18-karat gold bracelet!).
Each is a fantastic example of vintage TAG Heuer fake for sale UK, showcasing the looks that turned the watch into such an icon. Clearly, during his short time in the Real World, he became a bona fide Watch Guy with a collection that rivals even the most impressive looks in Barbie’s closet.

For a Ken whose job is “beach,” he makes a pretty good copy watch collector. And, really, if he’s taught us anything, it’s that you can never have Kenough watches.